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Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

#17968240
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (13230)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21238) - you deserved it (1523)

On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

#21485553
50 comments

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On 10/28/2015 at 6:18pm - misc - by MyLegsHurt - United States (California)

Today, my sister accused me of "leading on" her creepy best friend and said I should apologize to him for making him think he was going to get lucky. I haven't talked to the guy in over 5 years, except for one random encounter 2 days ago, where all I said was, "Hi, how have you been?" FML

#21498146
42 comments

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On 11/29/2015 at 11:04am - misc - by lisa (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked in on my drunk roommate grinding up stale marshmallows and attempting to snort them. FML

#21471971
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (1627)

On 09/23/2015 at 7:56pm - misc - by KindaLooksLikeCocaine (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

#2522
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21239) - you deserved it (3847)

On 01/25/2009 at 11:47am - love - by thesporkhop - United States (Nevada)

Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

#546
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21231) - you deserved it (3791)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21228) - you deserved it (51046)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21227) - you deserved it (2302)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got excited about finishing up my laundry detergent and softener, because I could get new ones. FML

#21468066
73 comments

Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML

#21506071
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21222) - you deserved it (2275)

On 12/21/2015 at 12:38am - intimacy - by f4444 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up early for work. Had my coffee, finished up a report and headed out of my house. Not only was the office closed today, but the silent alarm was on, which is triggered by a door opening even if you use a key. I was startled by the cops searching the building, ran, and got tazed. FML

#21459236
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21221) - you deserved it (6178)

On 08/22/2015 at 8:21am - work - by BryanTazed - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

#19662141
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21220) - you deserved it (3791)

On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)



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