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Sunday 24 May 2015

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Today, my friends made a little game out of my OCD. They like to purposely poke one of my arms so I immediately poke the other one. They think it's hilarious and now do it constantly. FML

#21414073
60 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 4:11pm - misc - by danceinconverse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

#21414242
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15212) - you deserved it (1319)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:25pm - misc - by A - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

#21414219
82 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by Kurda (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

#21413860
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14020) - you deserved it (15749)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13707) - you deserved it (968)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

#21414249
55 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12624) - you deserved it (2462)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

#21414400
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7832) - you deserved it (375)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

#21414323
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6679) - you deserved it (636)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:51am - kids - by DaoOfPow (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6401) - you deserved it (654)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway



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