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Friday 22 May 2015

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Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11167) - you deserved it (5063)

On 05/21/2015 at 8:22am - health - by crossfitter -

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

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32 comments

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On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent : shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
16 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (410) - you deserved it (41)

On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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