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Friday 18 April 2014

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Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

#21115410
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22443) - you deserved it (6375)

On 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML

#21115862
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22870) - you deserved it (1915)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

#21115855
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20821) - you deserved it (2462)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML

#21115891
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18471) - you deserved it (6595)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after ten years, our sewing machine broke. My mom tried to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

#21115731
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17747) - you deserved it (1479)

On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

#21116013
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12484) - you deserved it (3891)

On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7126) - you deserved it (17262)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)



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