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Thursday 30 July 2015

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Today, I got fired from my new job on my first day. Why? Because I'm 19 and company policy says you have to be 21. But they can't ask how old you are. FML

#21449086
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4462) - you deserved it (557)

On 07/29/2015 at 2:40pm - work - by jobless and broke - United States (Arizona)

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML

#21449249
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2119) - you deserved it (323)

On 07/29/2015 at 9:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

#21449263
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1953) - you deserved it (160)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was doing laundry while my boyfriend was sitting at the table playing on his phone. I glanced over and caught him watching my ass as I put clothes in the dryer. Trying to be sexy, I looked at him as I slowly bent over to put more clothes in. Instead, I hit my head hard on the dryer door. FML

#21449270
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1379) - you deserved it (376)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:34pm - intimacy - by RuasaLove - United States (New Jersey)



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