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Saturday 4 July 2015

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

#21434600
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22628) - you deserved it (3818)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:40pm - work - by stink - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a woman came through drive-thru and placed a long order while screaming at her kids in back. When we forgot a doughnut, she became enraged, threw her iced coffees at me, told me I was a no-life and that I always get her order wrong. It's my first day and I was only giving her the order. FML

Today, my 3-year-old pooped his pants in a public bathroom. As I was squatting down, doing my best to clean poop off of his legs and the floor, a wasp flew up my pant leg. I was stung four times before I danced it out of my pants. FML

#21433955
53 comments

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On 06/29/2015 at 5:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boss is on the phone with a Russian customer, who keeps saying, "Speak Russian please!" My boss asks me to translate, as he hired me for my knowledge of Russian. He says something, I translate in Russian, then the customer says, "Speak English please!" FML

#21434188
49 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Claudine (woman) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

#21434340
85 comments

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On 06/30/2015 at 12:02pm - animals - by piercednipple (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

#21433907
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21219) - you deserved it (1192)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML

#21433911
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20975) - you deserved it (1496)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:34pm - work - by Greattitan2 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after replacing several components on my new used car, I realized that the reason it wasn't getting the gas mileage it was supposed to because my coworkers take turns siphoning my gas while I work. FML

#21435168
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20741) - you deserved it (1218)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:16am - work - by thatshelpful - United States (Iowa)

Today, at my job at a ceramics store, I was loading a $300 statuette into a woman's car when I saw a dismembered foot in the trunk. I was so startled that I dropped the statuette and it shattered. Turns out the foot was fake and now my boss says I have to pay for the damage. FML

#21434324
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20628) - you deserved it (4904)

On 06/30/2015 at 11:33am - work - by AIienware -

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

#21434454
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20535) - you deserved it (1366)

On 06/30/2015 at 4:26pm - work - by sickatwokr - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML

#21434280
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20255) - you deserved it (6166)

On 06/30/2015 at 8:56am - love - by Anonymous - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20148) - you deserved it (1314)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML



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