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Friday 17 January 2014

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Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML


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On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML


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On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML


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On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

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