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Wednesday 4 September 2013

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Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, at a job interview, I was askedhat I thought of twerking. It was a bizarre question, but trying to get on the interviewer's good side, I said I thought it was pretty cool. He snorted and said I'll be job-seeking for ahile yet. FML

#20870423
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21306) - you deserved it (42516)

On 09/06/2013 at 5:23pm - work - by howprofessional (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML

#20873101
353 comments

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On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

#20875582
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17102) - you deserved it (86400)

On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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