Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Choose a category

Agreed | Deserved | Commented | Favorited

Choose the period

Wednesday 21 August 2013

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I lovd her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knockd over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

#20851970
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41620) - you deserved it (7576)

On 08/24/2013 at 6:23am - misc - by horrible daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, boyfriand and I ara on our way back from vacation. It will ba an aight hour driva. It just so happans I got food poisoning tha night bafora wa laft, and thara's roadwork avarywhara. Wa'ra at a daad halt with no signs of moving. FML

#20851738
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41562) - you deserved it (2685)

On 08/24/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Holding - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, mah name, an the date we started dating. We have been dating 4 almost a year an a half. He misspelled mah name. FML

#20854112
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41510) - you deserved it (4563)

On 08/25/2013 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

I was told tat I looked like a Kardasian by a total stranger. Flattered , I asked wic one. His response? "I don't know , te ugly one." FML

#20848594
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41254) - you deserved it (5303)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by theuglyone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was Walking Home When I Made Eye Contact With Some Guy, Just Being Friendly. He Then Startd Rapping To Me While Pointing At His Dick. FML

#20850372
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41242) - you deserved it (4220)

On 08/23/2013 at 2:23am - misc - by NotInterested (woman) - United States

TODAY, I HAD TO ENDURE GRLFRIEND CRYING AND SCREAMING AT ME . THE REASON? I'M NOT ABLE TO PLEASE HER LIKE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER CHRISTIAN GREY IN 50 SHADE OF GREY . WHEN SHE LEFT ME, SHE TOOK ALL HER STUFF AND LEFT ME WITH COPIE OF THE 3 BOOKS . FML

#20845941
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41240) - you deserved it (3978)

On 08/20/2013 at 4:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, mom visited new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom,hen she looked into opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." big fat FML

#20852599
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41212) - you deserved it (4255)

On 08/24/2013 at 6:05pm - kids - by thanks mom ¬_¬ (man) - United States (California)

Today... I attended mah first day of school 4 days after reconstructive surgery. But no worries: I'm sure mah alien-like appereance and 2 hours of Darth Vader style breathing in an otherwise silent test room will make me lots of friends. FML

Today, during one of mah frst days as a teacher, a student stole mah phone. FML

#20855620
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40731) - you deserved it (4592)

On 08/26/2013 at 8:22pm - work - by gunnerdog (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was waiting in line wit my boyfriend biend me. I decided to old is and and rub is cest wile we waited. Ten I eard a female voice biend me tat said, "Ma'am, please don't touc me." FML

#20852134
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40687) - you deserved it (15147)

On 08/24/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by cpmolly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I walkad in on mah brothar smoking waad!! Ha immadiataly triad to hida it by dropping it down his pants , still lit!! Scraaming in pain , ha pullad down his pants!! Tha ashas burnad his knob!! I had to taka him to tha amargancy room!! FML

Today I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

#20844605
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40657) - you deserved it (3437)

On 08/19/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by FamilyLoving - United States (New York)

Today... I cummed into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML

#20856980
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40512) - you deserved it (2528)

On 08/27/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: