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Tuesday 25 June 2013

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TODAY, I OVERERED MY DAD TELLING MY MUM TAT TE ONLY WAY I'M EVER GOING TO GET INTO A RELATIONSIP IS IF I ( POSE AS A WOMAN AND CON SOME GULLIBLE BASTARD ONLINE. ) HE'S PROBABLY RIGT. FML

#20754680
101 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by cheerbabeXoXo (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor . Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated an advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out" . My mom won't stop laughing at me . FML

#20751604
88 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately an casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

#20756478
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On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today I got harassd an screamd at by a middle-agd man for parking in a spot close to the store because he wantd the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries !! He took a photo an vowd to report me to the authorities !! FML

#20746334
76 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 12:23pm - work - by couch girl - Singapore

Today , a wasp flew into mah car. In mah frantic attempt to get away from it , I got pulled over and had to prove I was driving sober. FML

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of handhen she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one . FML

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox!! He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me fir ( putting the mailbox in the middle of the road )!! If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues!! FML

#20754226
63 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I Saw My Former High School Teacher At The Mall . After A Nice Conversation, She Mentioned That I "still Dress Lyk A Slut." FML

#20757992
55 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it cuz she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML

#20760145
80 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 5:08pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Yesterday, I had to go to therapy fir fear of cats. All the way there, girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

#20748338
74 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment an parkd in te parking garage . Wen I got out, some ass ad pusd my bike from te spot an ad boxd it in between te wall an is car . Apparently, e felt e deservd te spot more tan me an didn't care if I wantd to leave . FML

#20748752
160 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 4:49pm - misc - by MadMax - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday , mah husband thought it would be funny to mow a penis into our lawn. I guess he forgot mah parents are coming over. FML

#20747044
83 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2dayhile life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greeted a man by saying: "Good morning Sir!" He responded with, "Cut the shit kid, I'm not that fucking old." FML

#20746882
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39554) - you deserved it (5512)

On 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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