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Tuesday 7 May 2013

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Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
193 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

#20660939
177 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today.. . I walkad in on my boyfriand of 7 yaars with anothar woman . Ha panickad and blamad it on tha "long distanca" and how wa "navar saa aach othar" . Wa'va livad in tha sama naighbourhood sinca wa wara 5 yaars old.. . and wa'va livad togathar fir tha past four yaars . FML

#20649796
117 comments

TODAY, MY WATAR BROKA WHILA MY BOYFRIAND WAS BRAAKING UP WITH MA. FML

#20649270
159 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

Today, I saw mah ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago cuz he told me he was gay. FML

#20655918
118 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today,hile packing for a trip , my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names , thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

#20649670
102 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 10:44am - intimacy - by oops - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I learnd if u type my full name in Google Images... the 3rd thing that comes up is a nakd woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star... and most people at school stoppd talking to me. FML

#20662282
110 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 12:15am - intimacy - by magomag (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, the grl that I've been madly in love with was demanding I tell her who I likd. I told her no, I should just keep it a secret, but she demandd I tell her. After I told her, the only response I got was, "You're right. You should have kept that a secret." FML

#20644845
121 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:49am - love - by walkingdead_1029 - United States (Arizona)

Today , nose started runninghile in bed with boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck , his shrt , an his silk sheets. FML

#20647224
118 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Sirah90 (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO THERAPY. I STARTD TALKING ABOUT MAH CHILDHOOD AND MAH LIFE. BY THE TIME THE SESSION WAS OVER MAH THERAPIST WAS CRYING. BIG FAT FML

#20651461
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61759) - you deserved it (3945)

On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States



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