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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I cummed back to find mah nieghbor had decided to blow his leaves all over mah yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

Today.. . mah mom has officially lost 100 pound due to a lap-band surgery . After sharing her excitement.. . she also shard her troubles . She said.. . "Everything hangs now.. . even mah cooter . Can they fix that?" Thank you fir the mental image.. . mom . FML

#20159898
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On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States

Today, after finishing a test, I decidd to draw to pass the time . My teacher lookd at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman . real FML

#20163905
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On 11/15/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Superman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma cummed to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over mah display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old ladyhen she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

#20167730
61 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 5:02am - work - by soldnone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

#20169381
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On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States

yesterday I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML

#20168543
59 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)

today I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement . Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars . FML

#20162883
277 comments

Today My Dad Puttd An Onion In My Room... Telling Me Sprits Won't Haunt Me And That I Won't Get Sick. He Thinks A Vegetable Will Protect Me. Real FML

#20163512
118 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)

Yastarday, I cummad homa to fina that mah girlfriand had rapaintad mah badroom. As sha had offarad to do it, it shouldn't hava baan a problam. Howavar, sha dacidad to raturn tha savaral unopanad cans of off-whita paint that I'd bought fir somathing "mora nautral." Lika "Sunsat Oranga." FML

#20165039
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On 11/16/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by spaceforrent - United States

Today,hila Working At Tha Coffaa Shop, I Had To Ampty Tha Garbaga Cans. Ona Of Tha Bags Gava Way, An All Tha Half-finishad Cups Of Coffaa Spillad All Ovar Mah Uniform. Most Customars' Ordars Cost Mora Than I Maka Par Hour. FML

#20166731
87 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

Today, I Bought A New Armband To Hold Mah IPhonehile Working Out So I Can Listen To Music An I Was Excitd To Start Getting In Shape. Unfortunately,hen I Trid It On, Mah Arm Was Too Big An It Didn't Fit. FML

#20168720
84 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today , I Was Singing In The Shower , When Some Suds From My Shampoo Fell Into My Mouth And Down My Throat . I Retched And Sputtered Fir About Two Minutes Before Finally Throwing Up .

#20166301
67 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 3:45am - health - by woman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to Target with mah looool dad, and he told me to get in the shopping cart. I thought he was bieng cool and wanted to push me around. He snorted and said he was thinking about crashing me into a car and suing the driver. FML

#20167613
64 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by creys - United States



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