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Tuesday 28 April 2015

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Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML

#21400396
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24676) - you deserved it (2557)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

#21400557
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21581) - you deserved it (4075)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

#21400544
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (2244)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:20am - misc - by Junkiegamer - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé called me 'thick' for not realising he'd been sleeping with his ex earlier. FML

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

#21400980
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10702) - you deserved it (758)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:24am - health - by vomitgirl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML

#21400981
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10577) - you deserved it (1040)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:32am - love - by Groomzilla? - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

#21401085
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9500) - you deserved it (614)

On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)



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