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July 2015

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Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8921) - you deserved it (948)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5457) - you deserved it (901)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5426) - you deserved it (487)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my scull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1550) - you deserved it (102)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1452) - you deserved it (92)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)



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