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September 2015

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Today, I brought home a new small glass necklace and put it somewhere I figured that the cats couldn't reach. I was wrong. Now I will be looking through kitty litter to find something smaller than a dime. Talk about needle in a haystack. FML

#21463835
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13151) - you deserved it (2007)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:39pm - animals - by Shay (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13156) - you deserved it (761)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

#21464117
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11775) - you deserved it (1631)

On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

#21463365
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10968) - you deserved it (22096)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:46pm - misc - by RiceCrispyTreats - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

#21463691
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8811) - you deserved it (18689)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML

#21464190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5552) - you deserved it (2414)

On 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by stupidrobot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

#21464212
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5231) - you deserved it (352)

On 09/03/2015 at 5:14pm - animals - by Imissyou (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

#21464255
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3297) - you deserved it (839)

On 09/03/2015 at 7:31pm - love - by bestgirlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockton-on-Tees)

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

#21464273
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1705) - you deserved it (176)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm - kids - by whoevenncares - United States



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