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Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

#21361960
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (1965)

On 02/23/2015 at 6:42pm - work - by Confused and Disgusted - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "zoinks". FML

#21352876
64 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 6:07pm - kids - by brazo667 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to an ATM intending to withdraw $150. I approached the machine, inserted my card, typed in my pin and followed the prompts. When my card came out, I removed it, put it in my pocket and drove off. FML

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

#21363602
88 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by failuretolaunch2 - United States

Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML

#21361075
57 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 1:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML

#21363530
53 comments

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On 02/25/2015 at 8:43pm - animals - by natashamilan - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

#21356994
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On 02/15/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by LP - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had my performance review at work. Under the "oral communication" category my boss wrote that I "act like an asshole." FML

#21354453
58 comments

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On 02/11/2015 at 10:59pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML

#21351356
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On 02/07/2015 at 4:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

#21362603
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On 02/24/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by hamboneghost (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML

#21362244
124 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 11:58pm - misc - by MDoremis - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my mom told me she'd canceled my spring break trip to Europe for my 16th birthday. Why? So I could get my wisdom teeth pulled 2 months early. FML

#21363900
85 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 11:18am - health - by gatewayev700 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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