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April 2015

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Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

#21390746
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14454) - you deserved it (36518)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm - work - by Distracted (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

#21396780
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14367) - you deserved it (942)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML

#21396823
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13751) - you deserved it (1484)

On 04/20/2015 at 12:57pm - money - by ihatekids - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received several pairs of panties in the mail that I'd ordered online. When I opened the box, I was shocked because every pair was basically huge granny-panties. I was sure none would fit properly, but I tried them on to be sure. They fit perfectly. FML

#21396824
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13741) - you deserved it (3174)

On 04/20/2015 at 1:01pm - love - by fatass - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

#21386294
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13475) - you deserved it (26635)

On 04/02/2015 at 12:40am - misc - by banana12321 - United States (California)

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

#21396485
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9351) - you deserved it (18906)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:39pm - love - by queenbitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML

#21396978
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239) - you deserved it (27)

On 04/20/2015 at 5:41pm - misc - by Deli meat prom - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sent to the front office for having blood shot eyes and smelling like smoke. I just didn't get enough sleep and had trouble putting my contacts in, and I always smell like smoke because of my parents excessive smoking. They didn't believe me. My parents had to come in to back me up. FML

#21397058
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (169) - you deserved it (15)

On 04/20/2015 at 8:16pm - health - by Phabia - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiance and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

#21397047
9 comments

I agree, your life sucks (162) - you deserved it (28)

On 04/20/2015 at 7:55pm - kids - by ChildFree (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)



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