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January 2014

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Today, my sister was taking forever in the bathroom, and I jokingly threatened to kick down the door. I rammed into it, and it actually bust almost off its hinges. My sister screamed and our parents came running. Now I'm grounded forever and our bathroom has no door. FML

#21040628
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23874) - you deserved it (44206)

On 01/26/2014 at 1:20pm - misc - by shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22173) - you deserved it (58821)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

#21026318
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21903) - you deserved it (48821)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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