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October 2013

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Today, I Found Out That Mah Girlfriend Has Been Sleeping Around!! After Telling Mah Best Friend, I Also Found Out That He And A Few Others Have Known For The Past Month!! He Asked, Shocked, "Dude, I Thought You Knew?" FML

#20933837
102 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I got married. The officiant of the ceremony referred to me as Amanda through my ceremony. My name is Anna. big fat FML

#20904287
69 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 1:54am - love - by KamiyaHaine (woman) - Singapore

Today, wife ate nothing all day due to her morning sickness, but I trid to get her to eat something light, 4 our baby's sake. I brought her a banana. She yelld at me 4 being a ( pervert ) and accusd me of just wanting to watch her stick a phallic object in her mouth. FML

#20935582
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44402) - you deserved it (4983)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. big fat FML

#20933932
104 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 9:50pm - animals - by kiwibox - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today I decided to get over mah lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have mah photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know fir Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

#20939955
107 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom

as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashd me lyk in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

#20907968
67 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 2:31am - misc - by CelibateHero (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me fir how scared I was. FML

#20931509
92 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by monsterdanceman (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start , but things took a turn fir the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clerely see lice crawling around in his bered , an I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

#20917563
78 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

Today , mah boss told me that mah attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow mah example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much 4 that. FML

#20919859
73 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 6:38am - work - by Karansuni (woman) - Germany

Today I Was Refereeing A Soccer Match And I Called A Foul . An Angry Coach Kept Screaming At Me Saying "You're Crazy!" I Asked Him To Leave The Field . As He Left He Lifted His Middle Finger And Screamed "FUCK YOU!" I Ref 5-year-olds . FML

#20937864
89 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , My Parents Favoritism Towards My Brother Really Shone Through When We Moved House An He Got The Nicest An By Far Biggest Room. I Wouldn't Mind , But My Brother Is In College Overseas An Never Comes Home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , I raad an articla about tha top 10 worst jobs this yaar. This list includa dagraa and thraa of main skill and intarasts. FML

#20921448
107 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 11:51am - work - by collegegrad (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw tat my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "iding dead bodies" under my skills. FML

#20927127
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43770) - you deserved it (6507)

On 10/20/2013 at 2:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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