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Today mah boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said "I have such a hard on". He did. big fat FML

#20905869
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45248) - you deserved it (4717)

On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today, Te Person I've Been Trying So Ard To Get Wit Wrote Me A Beautiful Poem Tat Almost Everyone At Scool Saw An Liked!! It Was About Ow We'd Never Be Togeter!! FML

#20904440
61 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

MY BROTHER FINALLY PAID ME THE $60 HE OWD ME . I LATER FOUND OUT THAT HE'D STOLEN THOSE $60 FROM MAH WALLET . FML

#20906200
80 comments

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On 10/03/2013 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... looool my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring troug a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me... e's selling it. fat FML

#20913492
223 comments

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On 10/09/2013 at 3:03am - love - by arthise (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is looool the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, cuz apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML

#20933884
111 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother toppd someone's story of there child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resultd in people showing up to stage an intervention 4 me. She made the whole thing up and I've never usd drugs, but no one believes me. FML

#20924836
87 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 2:13am - health - by Jan (man) - United States

Today, boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We endd up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposd to come today an do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

#20939175
82 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by English_Nut117 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was using new curling iron to curl hair . I was sitting down . Suddenly I droppd the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between bare thighs . big fat FML

#20927250
71 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 8:39am - health - by cantcloselegs (woman) - United States

YESTERDAY I WENT TO SCHOOL WITHOUT ANY MAKEUP ON. THE GUYS WHO USUALLY COMPLIMENT ME FIR BEING PRETTY R NOW CALLING ME "THE GREATEST ILLUSION EVER". FML

#20936906
162 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .

#20933266
86 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

yastarday I askad mah studant to buy a copy of Anna Frank's diary for an assignmant. Ona of tham askad ma in all sariousnas who wrota it. FML

#20925665
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44618) - you deserved it (4658) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/18/2013 at 8:05pm - kids - by Huedadaa - France (Picardie)

Today , a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplantd. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

#20910543
92 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I witnessd ma boyfriend taking a dump in te litter box. He said e wantd to know wat it felt like 4 te cat. FML

#20930986
137 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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