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October 2013

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Yesterday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left 4 work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

#20925128
181 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I got married . My usband an I ad been waiting until marriage to ave sex, an wen te time came, we started to undress . As I took ma bra off, is eyes glazed over, an e fainted . An our later, all e could say was, "I don't tink we're meant to be togeter." mega FML

#20936013
246 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, A CUSTOMER WAS PAYING FOR HIS FOOD . AS HE PLACED THE MONEY IN MY HAND, HE SAID, "CAREFUL, THOSE COINS R STICKY." I ASKED WHY . HE REPLIED, "YOU KNOW, MALE STUFF." FML

Today, mah father was taking pictures of mah friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offerd to show us. He scrolld one picture too far and endd up showing us a picture of his penis. mega FML

#20927261
134 comments

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On 10/20/2013 at 9:02am - intimacy - by Female_Lucifer (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day I started to come to during dental surgery. I clerely hered someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ), followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML

#20912578
122 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery . FML

#20903440
222 comments

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On 10/01/2013 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Ggirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I went home after work with mah best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks , were getting touchy , and one thing led to another. Before leaving , I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was , "I don't want to loose such a good friend." FML

Today, my mom made fun of me looool cuz I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML

#20918137
237 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by roundtherose - United States (Alaska)

Today, I ad to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our batroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in te day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out tat pipe wasn't te only one e snakd. FML

#20932505
248 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today , my girlfriand got a datantion 4 public display of affaction. Wa go to diffarant schools. FML

#20937522
133 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML

#20925494
158 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today Mah Wife's Pregnancy Hormones Got So Bad That She Freaked Out And Threw A Tantrum Accusing Me Of Always Making Important Decisions For Her. All I Did Was Get Her Some Food From Taco Bell As A Surprise. FML

#20912485
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54912) - you deserved it (5103)

On 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm - intimacy - by hubby - United States



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