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Today , I Actually Had To Teach Mah 9-year-old Brother How To Pour Himself A Glass Of Milk , After He Burst Out In Tears When Mah Sister Told Him To Do It Himself!! His Astonishing Ignorance Also Extends To Basic Hygiene!! FML

#20763424
107 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 12:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, husband managed to set fre to half of our garden setting up mosquito repellents. FML

#20802186
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On 07/25/2013 at 12:10am - misc - by how (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, one of ma bosses said, "You're going to take tis as an insult, but it's not !! At a certain age, women r supposd to cut teir air sort." I ave long air !! My bosses ave all of te social skills of te guys from Big Bang Teory !! FML

#20798680
110 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 12:23am - work - by Irreverend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I cummed back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol an threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

#20764102
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On 07/04/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by uvagirl - United States

TODAY, ONE OF MY COWORKERS ASKED IF I HATED MY LIFE AND WAS DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK MOST OF THE TIME. THIS IS JUST MY FACIAL EXPRESSION. FML

#20802256
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On 07/25/2013 at 12:44am - work - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I came home from a long shift at work to fine that my roommate had completely rearrangd all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposd to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bd is in the living room. FML

#20760393
71 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's baan tha tanth rastaurant maal in a row that mah husband has to ruin with Instagram, in tha baliaf that anyona caras. FML

#20771120
94 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:45pm - misc - by STOPTAKINGPICTURES (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a job interview. All was going well until the interviewer asked me, ( So,hy should we hire you? ) Without thinking, I blurted out, ( Because, I'm awesome! ) Don't think I'll be getting that one. FML

Today, mah dad walkad in on ma filming a Harlam Shaka vidao. Ha starad for a momant, said "Son, I don't hava a problam with homosaxuals, but... navarmind." than shook his haad an walkad out. FML

#20806774
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On 07/27/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by ¬_¬ (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

2day mah boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML

#20782878
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On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today , I was telling my grlfriend about how my parents r flying out to Japan today on vacation. She was shocked at how short the flight will be , because ( It's on the other side of the world. ) We live in the USA , and it seems I'm dating a Flat Earther. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

I WOKE UP WITH A HALF-SHAVED HEAD, THANKS TO THE FRIENDS I LET CRASH AT MAH PLACE LAST NIGHT. I HAVE WORK IN AN HOUR AN A HALF, AN THEY HID MAH HAIR CLIPPERS. FML

#20793566
63 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, dad groundd me 4 swereing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to sister. The supposd swear word? "YOLO." looool FML

#20792771
180 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by libraries are a girl's best friend (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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