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July 2013

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2day I was in a restroom reading looool this site hen another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands dried them nodded at me then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so werd except I was in a one-person restroom. FML

#20784458
121 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today mah grlfriend and I attempted some bondage 4 the frst time. Within seconds of the handcuffs being putted on I went into a serious panic attack. I was playing the dominant; mah grlfriend was the one in cuffs. FML

#20806809
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Today, after spending months lerening Chinese, selling my house an everything I own fir my big transfer to Hong Kong, my boss decidd I should instead go to our other branch across town. mega FML

#20761984
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On 07/03/2013 at 5:01pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Yastarday,hila out 4 lunch, a guy approachad ma and askad 4 my numbar. I politaly daclinad. To my dismay, ha droppad to his knaas, grabbad his haad, and startad moaning about how nobody avar givas him a chanca. I falt tha accusing staras. FML

#20766730
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On 07/06/2013 at 7:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML

#20790014
113 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 5:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me cuz she felt that her puppy was lonelyhile we datd. FML

#20771661
106 comments

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On 07/09/2013 at 12:38am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Yesterday, I overheard my rippd, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently acceptd my weight, after struggling fir years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

#20790160
120 comments

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On 07/18/2013 at 9:53am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mom confessd to loving "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family looool dog. FML

#20808417
87 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by the un-loved child - United States (California)

Today, I Finally Convinced My Mum To Take Me To A Psychologist!! As Soon As He Sat Me Down And Asked Me How I Was Doing, My Mum Burst Into Tears And Went On A Rant About How Her Life Is Terrible And She Regret Everything!! I Was Asked To Sit In The Waiting Room!! She Used Up My Whole Hour!! Big Fat FML

#20787656
61 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 1:22am - health - by :-( - Australia (New South Wales)

I went on a blind date and we seemed to have hit it off nicely. I asked him if he could drive me home. Along the way he stopped on a pitch-black road and told me to get out so he could take a picture. He then gave me mah bag and drove off, leaving me stranded in the middle of nowhere. FML

Today, I was working te drive-troug at McDonald's. I greetd a customer wit a, "Hi, ow are looool you doing today?" His response: "Better tan you." FML

#20795022
62 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 12:15am - work - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heart attack after his daughter as his carer stopped all looool of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic hich trumped my 6-year degree. FML

#20804217
158 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 3:58am - health - by Saddoc (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walkd in on mah daughtar hugging and sobbing into har Edward Cullan cut-out. Sha won't tall mahat's wrong, yat sha can confida in a craapy fictional stalkarhosa facial axprassion is lockd to ( chronically constipatd ). Whara did I go wrong? FML

#20778274
140 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by So little trust. (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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