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Tuesday 14 May 2013

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Today, I woke up to my dad emptying a water bottle on my head, because I needed to "get up for school" or I'd be late. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32203) - you deserved it (23777)

On 05/14/2013 at 7:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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