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Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML

#8859740
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (2337)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:16am - health - by KateD - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

#8528184
53 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by burnnnnn (woman) - Ecuador (Azuay)

Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML

#21299204
54 comments

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On 11/14/2014 at 9:18pm - health - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
58 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

#14897237
58 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
85 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

#20525412
74 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

#187755
59 comments

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On 03/02/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by lexibabe (woman) - United States

Today, my wife has the flu, while I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as to who's more contagious and who should take care of her as to not get her sick. Yay for the entire day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. FML

#20448554
71 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Curly (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML

#7793
24 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 11:06am - misc - by seriously?? - United States (Florida)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

#6267863
88 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am - love - by youmakemesick - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

#19732110
133 comments

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On 06/04/2012 at 11:02am - misc - by unacceptable (woman) - Australia

Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML

#19644675
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (2334)

On 05/19/2012 at 12:17am - love - by Asdf649 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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