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Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

#20187648
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26730) - you deserved it (2599)

On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

#14341
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32115) - you deserved it (2598)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:32am - misc - by lk26 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

#21417945
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23853) - you deserved it (2598)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my husband left me for one of the college students I was tutoring in Spanish. We have two kids and are expecting a third. He left a note that said he would "stay in touch." FML

#7028465
57 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 2:03am - love - by Leslie (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

#21394512
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28842) - you deserved it (2597)

On 04/16/2015 at 3:59am - love - by Marona (woman) - Croatia (Grad Zagreb)

Today, I had to explain to my father why most of the bar was giving him dirty looks at a concert. His air guitar motions made it look like he was jacking off under the table. FML

#4921457
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34907) - you deserved it (2596)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Embarassed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

#8746322
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26980) - you deserved it (2596)

On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

#16460145
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28551) - you deserved it (2596)

On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
132 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

#19630328
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34228) - you deserved it (2596)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10am - love - by RingAroundThe..SPLAT (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

#19584517
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (2596)

On 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by gutted (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up this morning in a panic. Last night, I heard scratching at my door, but I thought it was just my cat and went back to sleep. This morning, it hit me that my cat is 600 miles away living with my mom in Iowa. I'm terrified to even sleep now. FML

#21370427
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132) - you deserved it (2596)

On 03/08/2015 at 10:41am - animals - by no salt, no burning, just STFU (man) - United States

Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML

#3225149
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39338) - you deserved it (2595)

On 06/26/2009 at 12:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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