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Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
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On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML

#3854269
45 comments

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On 07/18/2009 at 10:23am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML

#18646853
77 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by naomids (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

#19540774
80 comments

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On 04/28/2012 at 2:54am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

#19454762
96 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

#20541052
84 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 6:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML

#3768794
132 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 4:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell. I would have fallen straight onto my ass, but thankfully my testicles broke my fall. FML

#7143279
136 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 8:34am - health - by Soresack (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
61 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

#14130272
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28504) - you deserved it (2751)

On 12/08/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by agstadra (woman) - Canada

Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML

#19964470
161 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 4:26pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

#7884126
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27251) - you deserved it (2750)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had some girlfriends over, while my parents were having a party at our house. My drunken dad decided to come down to the basement and show us all his third nipple. FML

#13173364
64 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by lalala_hahaha - Sent from mobile version



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