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Today, I felt pretty. As I deal with a severe anxiety and depression, I was proud of myself. All until a little girl asked: "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

Today, my parents held an intervention for me. Apparently they think I'm turning into a goth. All because they saw me re-lacing my shoes with black shoelaces instead of white ones. FML

#14204770
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (2865)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I get to stand in the unemployment line for the second time in a year because my company can't pay me. My parents own the company. FML

#19181051
91 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 8:27am - work - by Jaxur05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374
95 comments

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On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad came out of jail. He showed me his tattoo of a bible on his chest with all his 13 kids' names on it. I'm the only one whose name is spelled wrong. FML

#20554618
116 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by XoxoChula - United States

Today, after spending months learning Chinese, selling my house and everything I own for my big transfer to Hong Kong, my boss decided I should instead go to our other branch across town. FML

#20761984
80 comments

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On 07/03/2013 at 5:01pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML

#4983911
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46282) - you deserved it (2864)

On 09/01/2009 at 8:04pm - health - by Misterhippo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

#13056738
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26617) - you deserved it (2864)

On 09/15/2010 at 12:15am - love - by badtiming (woman) - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692
49 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
198 comments

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On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

#19502060
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23594) - you deserved it (2864)

On 04/20/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by apparentlyawomanbeater (man) - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

#20504733
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33633) - you deserved it (2864)

On 02/13/2013 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (North Ayrshire)



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