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Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

Today, I found my boyfriend of two years is a wanted man in the state of Texas, and was living under a fake identity for the past three years. What is he wanted for? Rampant identity theft. FML

#6783390
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On 12/16/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by Frauded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

#14786523
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On 01/31/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by kkkk -

Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML

#17627414
58 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by RhuLynette - United Kingdom

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML

#19253027
116 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 6:37pm - misc - by whyme - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML

#18961286
74 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 3:17pm - health - by louie (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML

#19018819
131 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm - misc - by Emily (woman) - United States

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

#20676306
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42950) - you deserved it (2739)

On 05/20/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by hotelbound - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML

#20929522
159 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 9:40pm - work - by :| - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while working at McDonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

#20981261
171 comments

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On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML

#21263396
44 comments

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On 09/22/2014 at 9:04pm - animals - by madisonbubch - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom told me that, even though my brother sells drugs, he's still her favorite child. FML

#21359996
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33046) - you deserved it (2738)

On 02/20/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by pissed - United States (Illinois)



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