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Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

#17278350
95 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
229 comments

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On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, I started speaking gibberish in the middle of the conversation with my mom to see if she would notice. She didn't. FML

#19088881
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24161) - you deserved it (2691)

On 02/15/2012 at 8:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a therapist told me that I was too depressed to attend his depression group meetings. FML

#19520944
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30168) - you deserved it (2691)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

#20398872
124 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 1:40am - health - by bloodyfreakinawful - United States (Texas)

Today, a friend wanted to show me a game he bragged he was the best at. I beat his score on the first try, and now I have a black eye to prove it. FML

#21299775
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27430) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/15/2014 at 7:41pm - misc - by SeaBind - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML

#21335674
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28528) - you deserved it (2691)

On 01/12/2015 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Italy (Veneto)

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30399) - you deserved it (2691)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22973) - you deserved it (2690)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, after 5 months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight". She allowed me all of 4 minutes of feeling good about myself. FML

#19676513
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20632) - you deserved it (2690)

On 05/25/2012 at 12:32am - misc - by daddyowl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, just three days into a much-needed vacation, my 5-year-old daughter has come down with chickenpox. FML

#19506511
173 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 3:26pm - kids - by Lorena - United States (Hawaii)

Today, it was my first day in Paris. I've been saving up for five years. It was a rainy day, but I was determined to go see the Eiffel Tower. On my way, I fell down a slippery set of stairs and knocked both of my front teeth out. Now, I have the view of the Eiffel Tower from my hospital window. FML

#20124910
96 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 3:06am - health - by parisklutz (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

#20830800
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41990) - you deserved it (2690)

On 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm - work - by his word vs mine = me suspended (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)



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