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Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

#18595788
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22857) - you deserved it (1806)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by treeless - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML

Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML

#17836220
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19780) - you deserved it (1805)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:28am - work - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18892) - you deserved it (1805)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

#19448000
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13146) - you deserved it (1806)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)

Today, I went on a second date with a guy I really liked, and we started chatting over dinner. That's when he told me about his paranoia, and how he's unsure if I'm out to get him or not. FML

#19747527
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18263) - you deserved it (1805)

On 06/07/2012 at 12:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go to the movies. She replies, "Sorry I have to do stuff with my parents" Her mum calls and by mistake my girlfriend pressed loud speaker, the first thing her mum said was "Be back at 11". FML

#421
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25480) - you deserved it (1804)

On 11/30/2008 at 10:25pm - love - by English - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

#14993502
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23135) - you deserved it (1804)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by Nearis (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

#16460145
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21549) - you deserved it (1804)

On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

Today, a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings because I called her boyfriend an "uncle". Said boyfriend IS my uncle. FML

#20571521
122 comments

Today, I was given a $25 gift certificate for being Employee Of The Week. The gift certificate was 6 months past its expiration date. FML

#13326388
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22662) - you deserved it (1803)

On 10/05/2010 at 3:43am - work - by The Lone Ranger - United States

Today, I found out that the 20% pay cut that the "management team" took at my job really only applied to... me. I also found out that my closest friend at work has been lying to me about it, and telling my boss everything I say. His pay was never cut. I guess it pays to be the boss's snitch. FML

#8458857
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19139) - you deserved it (1802)

On 02/19/2010 at 10:13pm - work - by monochromatic - United States (New York)

Today, my parents got me a new computer for my birthday. They also took the liberty of throwing out my old computer, with 8 years of photos, videos, music, documents, emails, and bookmarks on it. But that's okay, I had a backup. They threw that out too. FML

#7591747
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32070) - you deserved it (1801)

On 01/26/2010 at 4:25pm - misc - by computergeek (man) - United States (Georgia)



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