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Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML

#13323289
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24332) - you deserved it (2006)

On 10/04/2010 at 10:39pm - misc - by Ro (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

#13287186
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (2006)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

#18538451
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24605) - you deserved it (2006)

On 12/17/2011 at 7:19pm - work - by kellb123 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

#19846175
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25058) - you deserved it (2006)

On 06/25/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by thinkimquitting (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a work colleague announced that she is organising a bit of a party. She says, in front of everyone, that I'm not invited to "avoid ruining the vibe". FML

#1030
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17892) - you deserved it (2005)

On 01/13/2009 at 11:43am - work - by Plush - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

#8038027
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19974) - you deserved it (2005)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

#12887951
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30119) - you deserved it (2005)

On 09/03/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm driving cross-country with my parents. As if the stifling heat isn't bad enough, they keep stopping to admire, comment on, and practically do a photoshoot in every corn field we pass. FML

#19797728
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19309) - you deserved it (2005)

On 06/16/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by gabby - United States

Today, my daughter tried to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was because a hot coal somehow worked its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. FML

#20478067
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24488) - you deserved it (2005)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

#5393176
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (2004)

On 09/21/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my grandparents thought it would be acceptable to give me and my wife Christmas presents to take to my ex-wife, along with a card saying how much they missed her and to get in touch with them next time she is in town. FML

#6843918
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18738) - you deserved it (2004)

On 12/20/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by B-Rizzle (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhoods garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

#7674410
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16711) - you deserved it (2004)

On 01/29/2010 at 1:59pm - misc - by Dana (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML

#17394740
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24586) - you deserved it (2004)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Username - Reserved



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