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Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

#21395867
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28534) - you deserved it (3024)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

#6245178
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36384) - you deserved it (3023)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML

#7897193
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27860) - you deserved it (3023)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

#20668592
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47283) - you deserved it (3023)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:25am - misc - by Jololol - United States

Today, I left my desk to go to the bathroom. I arrived back at my desk to a large package of SlimQuick packets. Guess my coworkers think I need to lose weight. FML

#21291592
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27873) - you deserved it (3023)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:38pm - work - by blondieforlife - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML

#1280200
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58279) - you deserved it (3022)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the city shut off the water at my house because my roommate thought that the water bills he had been hoarding were "suggestions." FML

#6118488
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30520) - you deserved it (3022)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:30pm - money - by parched (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

#6987202
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21188) - you deserved it (3022)

On 12/28/2009 at 2:30am - animals - by dumbdad (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finished my position paper for my social studies class and read it to my mom to get her opinion on it. After I'm done reading it, she asks me if I copied it from somewhere because it sounded very professional and smart, and it didn't sound like me. FML

#7313469
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24115) - you deserved it (3022)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:08am - misc - by SMRT (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother keyed my car because I wouldn't invite her into my home and get her a cup of tea, so she could continue screaming that she was going to kill me while I tried to feed my 4 month old daughter. The last time I got her a cup of tea she threw it in my face. FML

Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML

#14258015
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39950) - you deserved it (3022)

On 12/19/2010 at 6:29am - misc - by byepolar_bare (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML

#18922486
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (3022)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

Today, a would-be customer practically kicked my store door in, then got pissed and started throwing around insults after I told him that we were still closed, hence the closed sign. He claimed the sign was "confusing". FML

#21098658
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36232) - you deserved it (3022)

On 03/28/2014 at 4:11pm - work - by IDIOT (man) - United States



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