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Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33139) - you deserved it (3388)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37600) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss at my new job described a client as "retarded". I corrected him with "mentally disabled". He smirked and replied "Whatever. Just explain things to her real slow. After all, she's 'mentally disabled'. And a woman." I need this job so bad that I'll have to just put up with this asshole. FML

#21453104
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (3388)

On 08/07/2015 at 10:27am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

#4391923
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54759) - you deserved it (3388)

On 08/08/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

#4086782
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68036) - you deserved it (3387)

On 07/27/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

#5476343
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44520) - you deserved it (3387)

On 09/25/2009 at 11:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

#5227356
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42297) - you deserved it (3387)

On 09/13/2009 at 11:57am - misc - by Casden (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

#18381687
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31170) - you deserved it (3387)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by reallyupset (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML

#18468600
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23998) - you deserved it (3387)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a big argument with my girlfriend, after she tried to stop me going home, even though it was already past my curfew. I got home, only to find out I'm grounded for staying out late, and dumped for being "inconsiderate". FML

#20104336
92 comments

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On 10/06/2012 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter over reacted." FML

#6298520
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35382) - you deserved it (3386)

On 11/14/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by Kassiopia (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for my birthday. She got a little headache after we ordered, so she went outside to get some air. I ate a $100 meal and had Happy Birthday sang to me by the restaurant staff. Alone. FML

#5498731
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41548) - you deserved it (3386)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

#13614592
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36468) - you deserved it (3386)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:19pm - love - by just_friends (man) - United States (Utah)



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