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Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33147) - you deserved it (3212)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
305 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML

#20917232
96 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 2:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my relatives won't acknowledge my existence unless I'm posting a picture of my cat. They only talk about the cat. FML

#20946616
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (3212)

On 11/05/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Steiner (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML

#21092226
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44523) - you deserved it (3212)

On 03/20/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by nehadrihan - United States (California)

Today, I lost a grade on an essay, because according to my teacher, I put much more detail into my analytical essay than I should have. FML

#21371844
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31488) - you deserved it (3212)

On 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm - misc - by writerflaw - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the reason why my car has smelled so bad for the past two weeks. It turns out when my sister was bringing in groceries from my car she forgot to grab the raw chicken. FML

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26488) - you deserved it (3212)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML

#3764935
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50850) - you deserved it (3211)

On 07/15/2009 at 1:04am - love - by wtf (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33685) - you deserved it (3211)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

#16103696
118 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 11:02am - misc - by scarlet (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

#20766607
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53904) - you deserved it (3211)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)



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