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Today, my fiancé suggested we bring his elderly mother with us on our honeymoon. FML

#14422998
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On 01/01/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

#17172362
163 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by KidCudi227 - United States (Arizona)

Today, and all day, I was forced to listen to one of the kids in my apartment building play their recorder loudly and horribly. She started over whenever she missed a note. I was sick, was getting a migraine from it, and couldn't ask her to stop without her mom yelling at me. FML

#18242720
73 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML

#18314926
96 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

#21390474
72 comments

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On 04/09/2015 at 3:55am - work - by jackzz - Vietnam (Dac Lac)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
55 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

#14493785
32 comments

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On 01/07/2011 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mother got me to guess who she spent the night with. I then find out it was the gas station guy. The same creep that I've been complaining about because he hits on me every time I go get gas. Good pick Mom. FML

#14907704
41 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

#20893327
83 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by justonce (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend started choking while at a Hard Rock Cafe. I jumped up and tried to give her the Heimlich maneuver, only for her to throw up all over the table and stagger out of the place. I stood there as the waiter asked if I wanted to split the bill. FML

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

#12038820
94 comments

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On 07/22/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML

#20113997
168 comments

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On 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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