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Saturday 28 February 2015

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Today, after struggling for over a year with it, and now having it medically confirmed, I told my step-dad about my depression. He gave me a disgusted look and scoffed, "Toughen up, cunt." FML

#21364994
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I agree, your life sucks (10283) - you deserved it (1323)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:22am - health - by fine (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML

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On 02/27/2015 at 9:25pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, my mother confused the terms 'necromancy' and 'necrophilia'. We had a great talk about why you shouldn't have sex with dead people. FML

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On 02/27/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by bobjope -

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10897) - you deserved it (717)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia



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