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Sunday 14 February 2016

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Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML

#21525452
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13258) - you deserved it (1258)

On 02/12/2016 at 10:13am - health - by tooembarrassed - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19066) - you deserved it (1148)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
54 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

#21524385
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17164) - you deserved it (1136)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, a teacher told me in all seriousness that she believes my son, who has severe learning difficulties, is likely demonically possessed. I'm sorry, but what century are we living in? Now I have to get him moved to another school so he doesn't have to be in the care of this nutjob. FML

#21525510
87 comments

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On 02/12/2016 at 1:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

#21525394
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15553) - you deserved it (1091)

On 02/12/2016 at 4:00am - intimacy - by scarredforlife (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML

#21525162
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17832) - you deserved it (1074)

On 02/11/2016 at 1:12pm - health - by notaman (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mom told me she wasn't an alcoholic because she doesn't get "black out drunk" daily. She only gets drunk enough to slur her words and reek of alcohol daily, so it's okay. FML

#21525409
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16459) - you deserved it (1050)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:29am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML

#21525574
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12587) - you deserved it (1049)

On 02/12/2016 at 5:08pm - love - by SnurklesMcGee (man) - Canada

Today, we had some workers come to paint my office building. As a receptionist, it's my job to stock the fridge with soda. I walked into the supply closet just in time to find a worker peeing in a bucket. I stood there for about 10 seconds before I understood what was happening and ran out. FML

#21525196
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14394) - you deserved it (1018)

On 02/11/2016 at 2:55pm - work - by onlyolivia - United States (Maryland)

Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML

#21525526
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13820) - you deserved it (856)

On 02/12/2016 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out my doctor misdiagnosed my kidney stones as constipation. Now, I'm shitting like crazy from the laxatives that he gave me, and I also have to pass a kidney stone. FML

#21525617
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11655) - you deserved it (630)

On 02/12/2016 at 8:38pm - health - by ugh - United States (Colorado)



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