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Sunday 19 April 2015

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Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

#21395050
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23982) - you deserved it (2046)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:24am - love - by apparently_disabled - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML

Today, I discovered why my pet bird has been hiding behind my couch pillow lately. It's not because she was nesting, as I thought. She's been secretly tearing apart the whole couch from behind there instead. FML

#21395798
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12217) - you deserved it (1851)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:34pm - animals - by thisisnotavirustrustme.exe (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

#21393221
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24609) - you deserved it (1820)

On 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML

#21395325
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21963) - you deserved it (1726)

On 04/17/2015 at 5:47pm - health - by rachlette (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML

#21393655
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26061) - you deserved it (1708)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:50pm - misc - by spitty (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went into work early so I could get my work all done and leave on time, rather than staying back. The later shift starters had other ideas and called in sick. FML

#21394245
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (1741)

On 04/15/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by Devildrake (man) - Australia

Today, I got into an argument with my racist brother after he opened his god damn stupid mouth in front of my girlfriend. He actually tried to convince me that he's not a racist, because one of his favorite types of porn is black girls getting fucked by white guys. FML

#21395531
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (1640)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:57am - misc - by assault and imnotracistbuttery (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to get a colonoscopy. Which wouldn't have been so bad if they had removed the camera from my rectum before waking me up. FML

#21395025
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24066) - you deserved it (1605)

On 04/17/2015 at 12:56am - health - by Camera - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

#21395494
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19607) - you deserved it (1510)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:12pm - love - by pandapantsMD (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21383) - you deserved it (1400)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

#21395867
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13698) - you deserved it (1361)

On 04/18/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by Armstrong (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss showed me a two-page letter from a customer, complaining about me because I couldn't honor a coupon that expired in 2009. He agreed that I did the right thing by refusing it, but said it would be a black mark on my record anyway due to the complaint. FML

#21395274
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20568) - you deserved it (1228)

On 04/17/2015 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina



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