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Saturday 28 March 2015

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Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34082) - you deserved it (2137)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

#21380308
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On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, an old lady was walking behind me. She tripped and started to fall, so naturally I turned and outstretched my arms to catch her, but was too late. A man turned just in time to see an old lady on the ground with me with my arms stretched out. I now have a black eye. FML

#21380543
48 comments

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On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

Today, my stomach started to hurt. When I got home, my parents had company over, which I had to rush past to use the bathroom. After being in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, my mother yells to me from the other room, in front of the guests, "Are you OK in there?" I'm 27. FML

#21382322
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14962) - you deserved it (1953)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:12am - misc - by struckbystarzz (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

#21381743
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26041) - you deserved it (1949)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today my girlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, because she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today, I stopped by my local bar to maybe meet some new people. I sat in between two groups. Within a minute both groups got up and left. FML

#21382238
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16468) - you deserved it (1819)

On 03/27/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by elizacandle (woman) - United States

Today, I got fired for having a visible tattoo on my neck. The tattoo in question is a scar from a surgery I had 2 months ago. The same one paid for by my employer's insurance and missed 2 weeks of work for. FML

#21381191
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (1718)

On 03/25/2015 at 8:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
70 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15942) - you deserved it (1587)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, I was told at my babysitting job that I can't bring my toddler with me. My employer is my best friend. Now I have to find a babysitter for my kid if I want to babysit hers. FML

#21382250
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17754) - you deserved it (1567)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:17am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML

#21382482
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11008) - you deserved it (1535)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:09pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)



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