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Thursday 11 February 2016

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Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

#21524147
41 comments

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On 02/08/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by James (man) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

#21524651
97 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

#21524722
29 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 6:57am - work - by PhD student (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I tutored a third grade girl after school. She was squirming so much I thought she had to go to the bathroom. Turns out, she was just masturbating on the corner of a school chair. FML

Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML

#21524475
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13420) - you deserved it (1090)

On 02/09/2016 at 4:53pm - work - by Hello condoms and lube (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

#21524343
71 comments

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On 02/09/2016 at 7:39am - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

#21524514
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14364) - you deserved it (1064)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

#21524385
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14360) - you deserved it (934)

On 02/09/2016 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

#21524824
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9413) - you deserved it (798)

On 02/10/2016 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

#21524799
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8406) - you deserved it (576)

On 02/10/2016 at 11:57am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, after months of daily migraines and doctor's visits, I've now been told that my "temporary" hearing loss has nothing to do with my migraines, nor is it temporary at all. FML

#21524813
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9269) - you deserved it (550)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:49pm - health - by make america date again (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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