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Wednesday 27 May 2015

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Today, while sick with the flu, I had the police called on me by my older neighbors downstairs. They thought I was hosting a party at 3 in the morning. I was really just throwing up constantly. FML

#21415404
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22329) - you deserved it (1331)

On 05/25/2015 at 7:39am - health - by Hooperist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was wrestling in a tournament. I was in the finals about to win when the kid threw up on me. They thought I'd hit him in the stomach hard enough to make him throw up, so they disqualified me. FML

#21415763
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20408) - you deserved it (1298)

On 05/25/2015 at 10:24pm - misc - by wrestling probs - United States

Today, I found out my dog's new favorite game to play: "If you don't stop petting me, I'll bite your balls as hard as I can." FML

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

#21415827
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21692) - you deserved it (1263)

On 05/25/2015 at 11:50pm - work - by tmi4me - United States

Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML

#21416484
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10482) - you deserved it (911)

On 05/27/2015 at 2:48am - health - by wrecked - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to write my own notice for enforced redundancy because my boss just went on a two weeks vacation. He told me to just forge his signature and that, if I wouldn't do it, he'd just make something up to dismiss me on codes of conduct. FML

#21416507
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7341) - you deserved it (502)

On 05/27/2015 at 5:18am - work - by Ouka - Germany



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