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Saturday 5 September 2015

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Today, I saw my ex for the first time since we broke up. We were on a train next to each other for 6 hours, to a festival where our tents were pitched next to each other. We're here for 5 days. FML

#21462968
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22502) - you deserved it (2025)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:27pm - misc - by NoFunForMe - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

#21463887
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18998) - you deserved it (1953)

On 09/02/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by girl on fire (woman) -

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18537) - you deserved it (1836)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML

#21462923
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you deserved it (1828)

On 08/31/2015 at 9:16am - intimacy - by FuckThis (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I put aside my weekend plans to help my aunt with the extermination guy spraying her new house down to prevent cockroaches. After he left, my aunt asked me to go in and turn off the lights because the fumes were very deadly. If I chose not to, she would tell my mom I did nothing all day. FML

#21462982
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (1745)

On 08/31/2015 at 1:17pm - health - by Rakib (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

#21464273
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16203) - you deserved it (1755)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm - kids - by whoevenncares - United States

Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML

#21464284
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15521) - you deserved it (1721)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (1662)

On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my mother called me a slut and unladylike because I prefer beer instead of wine. Apparently, beer's only for "unladylike sluts". FML

#21463833
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18158) - you deserved it (1610)

On 09/02/2015 at 5:37pm - misc - by BeerSlut (woman) - Portugal (Vila Real)

Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML

#21464463
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15700) - you deserved it (1626)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:15am - misc - by idk (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

#21463927
90 comments

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On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

#21463683
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21029) - you deserved it (1545)

On 09/02/2015 at 9:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML

#21463530
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19146) - you deserved it (1544)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:39pm - work - by texasbest (man) - United States (Texas)



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