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Tuesday 28 July 2015

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2442) - you deserved it (218)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2254) - you deserved it (141)

On 07/28/2015 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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