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Tuesday 11 March 2014

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Today, I was tanning nuda in my backyard, whan I took a pictura of our dog lying in tha grass and sant it to my dad!! It was only aftar I lookad at tha pictura indoors that I raalizad my nippla had mada it into tha pictura too!! raal FML

#21086753
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On 03/14/2014 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by why - United States (California)

Today, while mowing, I found a baby bunny an took a picture of it. 20 minute later, I accidentally ran over said bunny with the mower. mega FML

Today... I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another... so I crawled over to get it. This continued 4 about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

#21087786
89 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, we had a surprise party for mah boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing mah boss sawhen he walked in was all mah co-worker watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

#21083937
79 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today mah dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights because "your butt is too distracting for mah poker buddies." FML

Today, I met my mom's new busines partner for te frst time. I sook is and, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daugter". I'm a guy. mega FML

#21085066
54 comments

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On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus cuz mah roommate had his music blasting at full volume . Since we get along well, I decidd to put up with it . I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago . FML

#21083172
59 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 2:43pm - misc - by lovehaterelationship (woman) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today, my boyfriend askedhy I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much fir me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts lyk a rabid doghen he does. FML

Today upon being askd to name all the planets I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in mah head to remember them. FML

#21085874
125 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today , four days aftar making a $100 bat with mah balding , pado-stacha waaring dad ovar who could gat a girlfriand first , ha cama homa and introducad ma to his naw girlfriand. FML

#21087465
77 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I cummed in to work early at a restaurant to help out. I stocked, baked pies 4 the next day, cleaned an set over 50 tables, an vacuumed the entire two stories. When I went to send an order 4 the first customer of mine, I realized I hadn't even clocked on. Four ½ hours of work wasted. FML

#21083869
73 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 9:01am - work - by IStillHaveMy8hrShiftToGo (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized I'm so scared of my manager tat I don't even dare to quit my job. Te same job I want to quit exactly because I'm so scared of er.

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss cummed in during mah turn, and I got singled out 4 a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

#21084165
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36575) - you deserved it (9197)

On 03/11/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by shonfyr (man) - Spain



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