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Tuesday 12 November 2013

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TODAY... I SNUCK INTO MAH BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE AT 9AM TO SURPRISE HIM ON OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. IN THE PROCESS... I GATECRASHD ANOTHER CELEBRATION HE WAS HAVING WITH HIS SECOND GIRLFRIEND. REAL FML

#20962153
101 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was at a party wit a few of my friends . We saw a guy walking around wit brigt pink lipstick all over is mout, so we made a bet to seeo could matc te lipstick to te grl frst . I won . It was my grlfriend's . FML

#20953788
121 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 10:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today I found myself admiring mah eyelid fir bieng the only parts of mah face not covered in acne. FML

#20960938
108 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to ave our frst kiss wit eac oter, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up te wole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog wo did it. FML

#20960650
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On 11/17/2013 at 8:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I decided to confront mah friend who has been stealing from me fir months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of mah pants. FML

#20959350
88 comments

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On 11/16/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by CODgirl102 - United States (Florida)

TODAY , IN TE SMALL OURS OF TE MORNING , MA ROOMMATE'S BOYFRIEND KICKD IS FOOT TROUG TE TIN WALL SEPARATING OUR BEDROOMS DURING SEX. TEY DIDN'T EVEN STOP. FAT FML

#20956290
84 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today... I learned I was conceived to the sound of a Spice Grls album. FML

#20954288
127 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by queenxalee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in mah mouth. FML

Today, during scool, I passad out in ta lunc lina and it ma aad on ta matal rail as I fall !! Ratar tan alping or axprassing concarn at all, ma friands simply laft ma unconscious body on ta floor !! Wy? Tay ad to gat to ta lasagna bafora ta cafataria ran out of it !! FML

Today, mah cat has figured out thathile I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up 4 mah baby.

Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from acros a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML

#20958414
60 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 4:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Taday I let mah sister hold mah newborn daughter fir the first time . I hered her mutter under her breath, ( I could kill you so easily.. . ) FML

Today, I asked a co-workery e was wearing sandals, as tey are not allowed under our strict dress code. He got extremely angry wit me and stormed off. Ten minutes later, I got called into our boss' office. Apparently, e told er tat I walked up to im and asked to suck is toes.

#20956059
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41142) - you deserved it (3630)

On 11/13/2013 at 4:00am - work - by feetfreak (woman) - United States (California)



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