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Friday 8 November 2013

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Today, I failad on a school prasantation cuz I was not praparad. Apparantly, tha fact that mah computar crappad itsalf an startad giving off smoka last pariod isn't a good raason 4 not having mah prasantation praparad. FML

#20949058
105 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 1:42pm - misc - by pissedandcomputerless (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... whila shopping for clothas... I askad tha assistant to racommand somathing for looool ma. Sha took ma to tha matarnity saction. Thanks... but I'm not pragnant. raal FML

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On 11/13/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by fml - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, mah wife and I were watching Killing Kennedy. Jokingly, I said, ( Spoiler alert: he dies. ) She threw a book at me and won't talk to me. I think she's serious. mega looool FML

#20953867
95 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Thomas - United States (Virginia)

Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today , I was conducting survey over the phone at work!! As I looool calld a new respondent , someone answerd the phone , burpd loudly , an hung up!! This isn't the first time!! I hate this job!!

today I was watching some episodes of The Walking Dead with my boyfriend , after recently introducing him to the series!! A scene involving Carl cummed on , and my boyfriend said , ( God damn!! You ever give me a kid that annoying , I'll shoot both of ya right in the head!! ) FML

#20950616
144 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 6:50pm - misc - by kel (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I Was Quizzing A Girl At Mah College, And I Noticed That When She Answered A Question, Her Ears Wiggled. It Was Cute, So I Pointed It Out. She Burst Into Teres, And The Guy Next To Me Said, "Way To Make Her Feel Insecure, Douchebag." FML

Today , I was aving sex 4 te first time wit a girl wo wantd to be friends wit looool benefits. Halfway troug sex se noticd tat I ad te same tattoo as er broter , and ad a full-on panic attack tat lastd alf-an-our. mega FML

#20948735
117 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 3:52am - intimacy - by thatescalatedquickly (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while hometown mayor become a world-famou crackhead and douche-bag, here in the UK it has come to this: when people hear accent and ask me if I'm American, it's less embarrassing just to say, "Yeah", rather than admit I'm Canadian!! FML

#20958357
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On 11/15/2013 at 2:05am - misc - by unproud (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

I found out best friend made a program to reply to text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes looool of texting before I finally noticd. FML

#20959084
55 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Gujarat)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today mah husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wantd to have sex with me. fat FML

#20950083
62 comments

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On 11/08/2013 at 9:00am - intimacy - by xomelodygervais (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

#20945365
100 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by WinkleBottom (man) - United States



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