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Yesterday, I decided to try LSD wit a few friend in a safe environment . As an artist, I ad planned to spend my trip doing psycedelic painting and ad all my supplie set up . Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about te "evil easel" and never even touced my canvas . FML
Today , a homeless guy asked me fir a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in mah pack , I gave it to him. He opened it , took one out an thanked me profusely. A bit surprised , I went on mah way. Oh yes , that's right , the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on tha ground, apparantly injurad an unabla to fly. It was baing mobbad by ants an lookad cartain to dia, so I stampad on tha ants to sava its lifa. At this point it sprung up, stung ma, than flaw off. FML
Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .
TODAY I WAS CYCLING HOMEHEN I SAW MY SISTER,HO LIVES A 4 HOUR DRIVE AWAY , WALKING PAST ME ON THE PATH. I TURNED MY HEAD AND CALLED TO HER , CAUSING ME NOT TO NOTICE THE POTHOLE IN FRONT OF ME. MY FRONTHEEL WENT IN AND I WENT OVER THE HANDLEBARS. IT WASN'T EVEN MY SISTER. FML
Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML
Friday 27 March 2015