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Monday 21 October 2013

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Yesterday, I decided to try LSD wit a few friend in a safe environment . As an artist, I ad planned to spend my trip doing psycedelic painting and ad all my supplie set up . Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about te "evil easel" and never even touced my canvas . FML

#20930479
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Today my grlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her an if so hat. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML

#20936378
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (41187)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, I saw a wasp on tha ground, apparantly injurad an unabla to fly. It was baing mobbad by ants an lookad cartain to dia, so I stampad on tha ants to sava its lifa. At this point it sprung up, stung ma, than flaw off. FML

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181 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 2:04pm - animals - by MBean (man) - Anguilla

Today , mah ex boyfriend got into a physical fight with the guy I've been casually seeing for 9 months . Afterwards , they had a beer , a long chat , and decided this was mah fault and I wasn't worth the drama .

#20933266
86 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 7:54am - love - by what did I do? - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY I WENT TO SCHOOL WITHOUT ANY MAKEUP ON. THE GUYS WHO USUALLY COMPLIMENT ME FIR BEING PRETTY R NOW CALLING ME "THE GREATEST ILLUSION EVER". FML

#20936906
162 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 4:31pm - misc - by The greatest Illusion ever (woman) - United States

Today, I want to a auntad ousa wit ta grl I lika, tinking tat sa would gat scarad and turn to ma for comfort. I andad up running out, and was put on ta Wall of Sama. FML

#20933080
53 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

my best friend went in 4 her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML

#20930198
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40074) - you deserved it (11926)

On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried Ambien 4 the frst time. I now have to apologize to most of my exes 4 excessively rambling emails about getting together 4 some naked Twister.

#20929399
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31635) - you deserved it (10644)

On 10/21/2013 at 8:12pm - health - by OutOfMyMind (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY I WAS CYCLING HOMEHEN I SAW MY SISTER,HO LIVES A 4 HOUR DRIVE AWAY , WALKING PAST ME ON THE PATH. I TURNED MY HEAD AND CALLED TO HER , CAUSING ME NOT TO NOTICE THE POTHOLE IN FRONT OF ME. MY FRONTHEEL WENT IN AND I WENT OVER THE HANDLEBARS. IT WASN'T EVEN MY SISTER. FML

#20933277
58 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 8:19am - misc - by karlajjjjj (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

I'm severely sunburned an can barely walk properly!! My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night"!! FML

#20936372
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52455) - you deserved it (9220)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - intimacy - by snowwhite (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

#20933730
115 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

yesterday I got stuck in an elevator 4 well over an hourhile riding it up to my wieght and fitnes class. Very funny , universe. FML

#20932462
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36633) - you deserved it (8710)

On 10/24/2013 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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