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Monday 14 October 2013

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Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

#20924315
161 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

#20927152
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46538) - you deserved it (4722)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:06am - love - by ShittyProposal - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

#20921711
123 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

#20921212
87 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML

#20928623
129 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

#20925937
74 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 1:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

#20920168
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37898) - you deserved it (4596)

On 10/14/2013 at 2:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50780) - you deserved it (4589)

On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

#20923824
72 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

#20928856
120 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

#20929016
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57801) - you deserved it (4310)

On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

#20920627
50 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 8:14pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I called my dad to let him know some details for my wedding had changed. It would have been really nice if he had paused the porno I could clearly hear in the background. FML

#20921288
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50619) - you deserved it (4221)

On 10/15/2013 at 6:10am - intimacy - by hes (woman) - United States



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