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Monday 14 October 2013

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Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

#20921711
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47303) - you deserved it (4463)

On 10/15/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I finally got my driver's permit. To celebrate, my parents decided to go to a bar and make me wait in the car because I'm now the designated driver. FML

#20928623
129 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 6:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I created a poster trying to raise self-harm awareness in teens for my school. They sent me to the counselor, suspended me, and recommended I go to therapy. FML

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

#20921212
86 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

#20923824
72 comments

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On 10/17/2013 at 9:43am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

#20925937
74 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 1:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a first date. He left me standing at a bus stop while he took a dump in some bushes. FML

#20922179
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48249) - you deserved it (4379)

On 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm - love - by highlydisgusted - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

#20924315
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48150) - you deserved it (4361)

On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

#20928856
120 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to start a new and healthy diet. When I came home from my run this morning, my family decided to show their support by buying takeaway food. FML

#20920168
102 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 2:19pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

#20920627
49 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 8:14pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

#20925040
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39755) - you deserved it (3987)

On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

#20929016
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53298) - you deserved it (3930)

On 10/21/2013 at 3:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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