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Today , I had horrible morning sickness , but being starving , I had some canned soup . My husband soon cummed into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked lyk chunk of vomit . The visual caused me to vomit all over the table . FML
Today , mah boss told me that mah attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow mah example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much 4 that. FML
Today... I was at mah in-laws' house... an as I was walking to the living room I had mah hands on the back of mah hips supporting mah back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 month pregnant. FML
Today , while despairing over having been rejected 4 my dream job , I received an email asking me to come back in 4 another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants , and that they definitely aren't interested. FML
2day after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris... I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate... I don't exist. Upon calling them... I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen... not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage.
Friday 27 March 2015