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Tuesday 17 September 2013

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Today, I noticed that my new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today, I had to explain to my grandfather that Canadians aren't evil by reminding him that he's Canadian. FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML

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On 09/17/2013 at 11:44am - work - by tay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I was adopted when my drunk dad made a terrible Star Wars joke. FML

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On 09/23/2013 at 6:49pm - misc - by theynamedmeluke (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML

Today, my colleagues and I found out that our boss has been taking business advice from an astrologer as well as a soothsayer. FML

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52 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 2:34am - work - by CrystalsDontWork - United States (Texas)

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

#20883379
72 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 1:35am - health - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, for the fifth day in a row, I have awoken at 6am to the sounds of my roommate's guest's child screaming. If it's anything like the last four days, the child will continue to randomly screech every fifteen minutes or so for the next five hours. I work 13-hour night shifts. FML

#20891194
113 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 7:36am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

#20894041
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19234) - you deserved it (1908)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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