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Saturday 14 September 2013

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Today, I Had To Show My Daughter Where The USA Is On A Map. She's 17, An We Live In The USA. FML

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168 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Got Fird From Mah Volunteer Job . FML

#20879963
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On 09/13/2013 at 6:24pm - work - by Volunteer (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... I bought a liva lobstar to hava 4 dinnar. Whan mah four yaar old daughtar discovarad it in tha coolar... sha thankad ma incassantly 4 finally gatting har a pat. Sha now won't lat "Mr. Shally" out of har sight. FML

#20883807
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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I bumped into looool a really cute guy I know. I stuttered an floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

#20888741
77 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 7:23am - love - by hoolagirl4422 (woman) - Hong Kong

Taday ona of mah onlina friands told ma ha's bought a plana tickat, so ha can coma visit ma. I'va told him multipla timas bafora that I'm uncomfortabla with this idaa, but ha kaaps talling ma to stop joking, and raminding ma that ha'll hava no othar placa to stay. FML

Today I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show hen he took my face in his hands and sweetlyhisperd "You're so pretty. Why must u ruin it with words?" FML

#20880791
102 comments

Today, I was walking down the street when a "homeless" man asked fir money. I gave him a dollar and he got up and called his friend on an iPhone. FML

#20879472
166 comments

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. looool However, when I looked at mah phone, I saw that mah girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, cuz I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

#20883830
174 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by Jake - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I had an interview 4 my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was 4 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML

#20886551
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On 09/18/2013 at 1:41pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

#20877295
102 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three yeres before we even met.

#20878703
144 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by Crazy Crazy Crazy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday I askd a friend to ang out. I'm so usd to people saying no tat wen se said yes I burst into tears and ad a panic attack.

#20880509
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