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Wednesday 4 September 2013

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Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

#20869873
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42814) - you deserved it (2578)

On 09/06/2013 at 3:01am - work - by lifesucks0925 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

#20869986
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43715) - you deserved it (2511)

On 09/06/2013 at 8:10am - misc - by theblackrose23 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

#20866110
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37622) - you deserved it (2374)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:04pm - misc - by D - United States (California)

Today, I found out my grandma wears dentures when I had to fish them out of a cooler. She lost them bobbing for beer at a local bar. FML

#20875421
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (2339)

On 09/10/2013 at 3:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a soon-to-be-ex co-worker flew into a rage when she saw she wasn't on the schedule for next week. The boss told her it's because she quit. She reminded the boss she wants to keep working part-time. My new job is inventing tasks for her to do to keep her calm. FML

#20869282
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36533) - you deserved it (2307)

On 09/05/2013 at 7:29pm - work - by Zuzubat (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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