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Wednesday 4 September 2013

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Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

#20869663
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On 09/05/2013 at 11:27pm - misc - by Thesuz - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

#20875920
96 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 5:02pm - animals - by RoommateWanted (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

#20870923
37 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States

Today, I found out my extremely anti-war relatives hate me because they think I served in the Army, after hearing I was "a vet". I'm a veterinarian. FML

#20876113
59 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 7:30pm - work - by the next james herriot (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML

#20866213
110 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 3:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

#20874631
66 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

#20869864
64 comments

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On 09/06/2013 at 2:42am - love - by thissinglelife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

#20868590
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On 09/05/2013 at 7:02am - animals - by GotMyBitchBack - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML

#20867651
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On 09/04/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by swana99 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML

#20869975
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On 09/06/2013 at 7:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML

#20877588
89 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 9:12pm - work - by icanteven - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my new creative writing teacher informed the class that we should consult him before writing anything "dark or disturbing." I only took the class because my therapist recommended that I join the class so I could freely express my darker thoughts without her help or a fear of being judged. FML

#20866346
92 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by depressed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

#20867417
103 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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