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Sunday 21 July 2013

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Today , I helpd buddy write a sweet love letter to his girlfriend. After reading it , she dumpd him fir being an ( Edward Cullen wannabe ) , and when girlfriend found out , she dumpd me fir ( cheating ) on her by writing the letter in the first place. FML

#20802821
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49146) - you deserved it (5715)

On 07/25/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by ........................... (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

TODAY, I JOKINGLY TOLD MAH FRIEND THAT WHEN A TREE SEEMS TO SWAY IN THE WIND, IT'S REALLY JUST HAVING AN ORGASM. NOT ONLY DID SHE BELIEVE ME, SHE'S BEEN SMUGLY INFORMING EVERYONE WE KNOW. SHE'S 26. I SEEM TO BE FRIENDS WITH AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT. REAL FML

#20795779
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (5543)

On 07/21/2013 at 1:46pm - misc - by what have i done with my life (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blame it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused because I'm not sexy enough.

#20800901
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62101) - you deserved it (5398)

On 07/24/2013 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Iamdisappointed (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today,hile texting my boyfriend , I noticed that he copies an pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. fat FML

Today, my boyfriend's dream cummed true; he had always wanted looool to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a herloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

#20804404
86 comments

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On 07/26/2013 at 9:09am - intimacy - by amiezingme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family . Over the next hour, a huge religiou debate eruptd, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killd himself oncehile experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation . My boyfriend calld us all crazy and seems to have dumpd me . FML

#20788678
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47129) - you deserved it (5119)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm - love - by fuck family (woman) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, I got a call from the police . Apparently my son tried robbing a teenage couple, but wound up getting his ass beat by both of them . I don't know what's worse, that my 32-year-old son is a criminal, or that he got it handed to him by 15-year-olds . real FML

#20797971
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42320) - you deserved it (4995)

On 07/22/2013 at 5:06pm - kids - by Parentalfailure (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was babysitting a littla boy for tha first tima. Ha kapt using all sorts of profanity toward ma tha whola avaning, so I told his mom whan sha pickad him up. Sha just gruntad and muttarad, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." maga FML

#20794280
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55476) - you deserved it (4670)

On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Went To The Grocery Store With My Husband, Only To Fine That His Ex-wife Workd There. Then I Found Out He Never Actually Divorcd Her. FML

#20786957
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59490) - you deserved it (4666)

On 07/16/2013 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by me:( - United States (Michigan)

TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT MAH GIRLFRIEND HASN'T REALLY BEEN "RESEARCHING" FOR WORK ON THE INTERNET; SHE'S ACTUALLY BEEN TWEETING THE SAME PATHETIC PLEA TO A GUY FROM ONE DIRECTION ASKING HIM TO "FOLLOW" HER. SHE'S 29. REAL FML

#20808571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40451) - you deserved it (4583)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by LeaveTheGuyAlone (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WALKD INTO AN ALDARLY MAN'S ROOM IN THA HOSPITAL I WORK TO GIVA HIM HIS FOOD. AFTAR HA STRUGGLD TO SIT UP, I NOTICD HIS HAND MOVA DOWN TOWARDS HIS CROTCH. HA LOOKD MA STRAIGHT IN THA AYA AN SAID, "I HAVA TO DO THIS TO MAH SCROTUM BACAUSA IT GATS SWAATY AN STICKS TO MAH LAG." FML

TODAY, ONE OF MY COWORKERS ASKED IF I HATED MY LIFE AND WAS DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK MOST OF THE TIME. THIS IS JUST MY FACIAL EXPRESSION. FML

#20802256
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37548) - you deserved it (4547)

On 07/25/2013 at 12:44am - work - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after our grandmother's memorial service, mah 9-year-old sister took it upon herself to solemnly inform the priest in front of everyone in attendance that, "You lied. Jesus isn't here." FML



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