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Thursday 18 July 2013

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Today I was marking axams. I than had to axplain to many of tha studants that (a) pigs r not aquatic animals an (b) sharks do not hava lungs. Thasa r univarsity studants. FML

#20784658
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On 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by lame-o-prof (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

I found out y mah girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

#20783573
77 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 2:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got fired from mah job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined there wedding !! They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them !! They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party !! FML

#20796202
95 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 7:20pm - work - by Gross (man) - United States (Texas)

2day my sister backed out of my wedding because it was becoming too muc about me. After I begged er to reconsider, I ad no coice but to pick a new looool bridesmaid. Wen my new bridesmaid posted on Facebook ow excited se was, my sister commented, ( See, u made HER feel special. ) FML

#20802578
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On 07/25/2013 at 6:55am - misc - by chumpslolo - United States (Ohio)

Today... I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain... when I accidentally bumpd into a man. He turnd and yelld... "Watch it... u clumsy... ugly bitch"... to which I apologisd and told him about mah arthritis. He stard at me in confusion... then said... "Well... your still ugly"... and walkd looool off. FML

#20785828
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On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday a man stopped me on the street. He said the stretch marks on my thighs looked like cuts, an asked me if I self-harmed. Before I was able to politely respond "No", he said, "I mean, I can see y you would." FML

#20794407
110 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I told the guy I liked about crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML

#20786950
72 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 7:41pm - love - by hannahisacooler (woman) - United States (California)

Today , an old lady steamrolld over my foot with her wheelchair , then laughd as she slowly rolld away , leaving my toes in ruins. FML

#20788409
62 comments

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On 07/17/2013 at 1:38pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a drunk dude walkd up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologizd and explaind that he was wastd, before looking me up and down and adding "Well, completely, I guess." FML

#20801990
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On 07/24/2013 at 10:33pm - misc - by GeeThanks (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

#20784153
121 comments

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On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my roommate pouring back his leftover milk from his cereal back into the jug to "save money." FML

#20799167
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On 07/23/2013 at 9:21am - misc - by why (man) -

TODAY, WILE ARGUING WIT MA NEWLY EX-GIRLFRIEND OVER OW SE CEATD ON ME WIT A MUTUAL FRIEND, SE TRID TO WAS ER ANDS OF ANY GUILT, SAYING TAT I WAS "SELFIS" AND "JUST SLUT-SAMING, REALLY". FML

#20796093
131 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I ad to wake my mom up . Wile se was nakd . On te toilet . FML



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