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Monday 8 July 2013

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Today, my boyfriend insisted that I start calling him "Professor Fucktard" in the bedroom. He seems to be dead serious about it. FML

#20777932
105 comments

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On 07/12/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by O_O (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

#20774058
166 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 10:18am - love - by Paige (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my driving instructor failed me on my test, because I forgot to turn the air conditioning off after parking. FML

#20780305
141 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by WOW (man) - Kenya

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

#20775203
78 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I realized my online dating profile has gotten more views with no picture than it has with my picture. FML

#20772363
86 comments

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On 07/09/2013 at 1:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML

#20771326
80 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 10:02pm - misc - by the hated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

#20779631
86 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 9:20am - love - by a man - United States (Texas)

Today, after spending weeks working on a song that meant a lot to me, I reluctantly posted it online. The "friend" who'd convinced me to post it, commented, "This is the worst shit I've ever heard." He got 30 likes, along with a barrage of agreeing, equally terrible comments. FML

#20772988
86 comments

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On 07/09/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by tonedef (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine. No one acted wasted, until in the last hour my grandmother started slurring her words and slumping. We thought she was joking, until a doctor at the party confirmed she was having a stroke. FML

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

#20778979
98 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were furniture shopping. They had miniature versions built of some of the desks. He commented how they were "cute for little kids" to use. They were 6 inches tall. I had to explain to him that they were only models, not real desks. I'm dating Zoolander. FML

#20782878
65 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML

#20770695
85 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 2:55pm - misc - by pinkXpress1023 - United Kingdom

Today, it's been the tenth restaurant meal in a row that my husband has to ruin with Instagram, in the belief that anyone cares. FML

#20771120
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37816) - you deserved it (4740)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:45pm - misc - by STOPTAKINGPICTURES (woman) - United States (New York)



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