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Saturday 6 July 2013

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Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter and I work at a fish grill. FML

#20771134
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42559) - you deserved it (2665)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:54pm - work - by NathanA - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a long shift at work to find that my roommate had completely rearranged all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposed to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bed is in the living room. FML

#20760393
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37441) - you deserved it (2591)

On 07/02/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML

#20764172
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40390) - you deserved it (2589)

On 07/04/2013 at 10:26pm - misc - by suspicious (woman) - United States

Today, I had to explain to a coworker that "the little red X" next to the email title she's been pushing out of curiosity is actually the delete button. Then, I had to restore the dozen emails she'd deleted even after I told her to stop. She's a manager. I stock shelves for a living. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41617) - you deserved it (2344)

On 07/01/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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